Today’s Topic #3 May 23, 2005
Posted by Liz in : Today's Topic , trackbackIf an elephant sat on your car, what would you do to entice it to get off of the car?
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If an elephant sat on your car, what would you do to entice it to get off of the car?
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I don’t think I’d do a whole lot except take pictures, that’d be awesome. Then I’d call my insurance company.
I would make a trail of peanuts that led back to my garage, and then I’d keep him all to myself as my pet . . . in my garage. That’d be what I do.
“Dumbo” taught me that elephants are scared of mice… so I’d probably bring out my hamster… she’s close to a mouse…
I’d teach it to actually drive my car and have a great attraction that pays three bucks a gander plus have my own personal chauffeur that works for peanuts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’d ask him to come and sit on my egg that I need hatching (just for a few minutes, of course!), and once he sat on it, I’d be off to Palm Beach!
“I meant what I said and I said what I meant, an elephant’s faithful 100%.” Faithful and a sucker, obviously!
This would be a good reason to call Steve Erwin right!
I’d probably tip the seat back and take a nap. My kids would be amused by the enormous mammal on the front of the car and I’d have a few moments of peace!
Who cares about a car, I’ve got an elephant. Do you know how many chicks you could get with an elephant? I mean alot of people have nice fancy sports cars, but who has an elephant. SAVE A HORSE, RIDE AN ELEPHANT!!!!!
I would get Orlando Bloom to climb on top of it and shoot it in the head.
He’s good at that sort of thing.